Saturday, 21 June 2014

I'm a cat and I find this offensive

Today, I offended a cat.

Was on my way back from my piano lesson, and I purposely went by the path that I saw the cat on my way to the piano lesson. No surprise, it's still there.

So I decided to bring some entertainment to the cat. I stood there and stare at the cat. The cat stare back at me, appearing uncomfortable. Finally, it decided to look away.

I shifted a little.

The cat immediately turn back in a split of a second. I continued to stone there. The cat turn back again. But its ears are twitching.

Shifted a little bit and jerked to a stop. Immediately it turned again. My bottle in my hand was still swinging, but I'm still. I even tried to breathe slowly.

*Above procedure repeated 5 times.*

I got bored of this, so I decided to do sth different. Thinking that if I jumped the cat can only hear me when I land, I jumped, vertically up.

Instantly the cat dashed forward with a lightning speed. Then it turn back and stared at me in horror.

I shrugged, and walk away.

The cat let out a sharp cry.

Sorry cat, if we were ever to encounter each other again, I will treat you nicely. You are a good cat.

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